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Xmas Pack

Xmas Pack

It’s that time of year. Get all 10 of our Xmas range in the one pack. Also free postage to anywhere in the world. No shit. AUD$25.00

Nov 14, 2010 | Categories: Available To Buy, Holidays | Leave A Comment »

An Introspective Birthday

An Introspective Birthday

The card for people who are just running down the clock.   AUD$4.50

Jun 03, 2009 | Categories: Available To Buy, Birthday | Leave A Comment »

Who’d Have Thought?

Who'd Have Thought?

Commemorate that in-utero near death experience.   AUD$4.50

Jun 03, 2009 | Categories: Available To Buy, Birthday | Leave A Comment »

Not Sure

Not Sure

Is your child an armless blue orb?   AUD$4.50

Jun 03, 2009 | Categories: Available To Buy, Birthday | Leave A Comment »

Can’t Be Friends

Can't Be Friends

How to gently remove an ex from your life.   AUD$4.50

Jun 03, 2009 | Categories: Available To Buy, Break Up, Everything Else, Farewell, Fuck You | Leave A Comment »

Bon Voyage

Bon Voyage

For saying goodbye after the jury returns a guilty verdict.   AUD$4.50

Jun 02, 2009 | Categories: Available To Buy, Farewell | Leave A Comment »

Xmas for Atheists

Xmas for Atheists

Not everyone gives a fuck, you know. AUD$4.50

Dec 04, 2008 | Categories: Available To Buy, Holidays | 1 Comment »

Xmas Monkey

Xmas Monkey

Not a creature was stirring, except for this thing.. shh. What’s that noise behind you? AUD$4.50

Dec 04, 2008 | Categories: Available To Buy, Holidays | Leave A Comment »

White Power Xmas

White Power Xmas

It shouldn’t have been that easy to find a picture of Santa looking like a klansmen. AUD$4.50

Dec 04, 2008 | Categories: Available To Buy, Holidays | Leave A Comment »

White Line Xmas

White Line Xmas

Seasons greetings from the Bolivian Army Marching Band. AUD$4.50

Dec 04, 2008 | Categories: Available To Buy, Holidays | Leave A Comment »

Xmas for Satanists

Xmas for Satanists

See you at Fridays meeting. AUD$4.50

Dec 04, 2008 | Categories: Available To Buy, Holidays | Leave A Comment »

Peeping Kringle

Peeping Kringle

Ever get the feeling you’re being watched? AUD$4.50

Dec 04, 2008 | Categories: Available To Buy, Holidays | Leave A Comment »

Economically Repositioned Xmas

Economically Repositioned Xmas

Merry Xmas movie house! It’s the geographically restructured holidays! AUD$4.50

Dec 04, 2008 | Categories: Available To Buy, Holidays | Leave A Comment »

Mall Santas

Mall Santas

Is that a lump of coal in your stocking, Santa.. ? AUD$4.50

Dec 04, 2008 | Categories: Available To Buy, Holidays | Leave A Comment »

Xmas Charity

Xmas Charity

Sometimes it really is better to give than receive. AUD$4.50

Dec 04, 2008 | Categories: Available To Buy, Holidays | Leave A Comment »

Xmas for Gambling Addicts

Xmas for Gambling Addicts

Is someone close to you addicted? Then get them help – but buy this first while it’s still relevant. AUD$4.50

Dec 04, 2008 | Categories: Available To Buy, Holidays | Leave A Comment »

Fancy Dinner

Fancy Dinner

Subtlety not your strong suit? Not ours either. AUD$4.50

Jul 21, 2008 | Categories: Available To Buy, Wrongmance | Leave A Comment »

Inside

Inside

Say it with a complex and multi layered metaphor.   AUD$4.50

Jun 29, 2008 | Categories: Available To Buy, Wrongmance | Leave A Comment »

Surprise!

Surprise!

If you’re anything like us, you’ll need a few of these.   AUD$4.50

Jun 29, 2008 | Categories: Available To Buy, Sorry | Leave A Comment »

Ugly Baby

Ugly Baby

Because they’re not all cute. Your mum knows what we mean.   AUD$4.50

Jun 02, 2008 | Categories: Available To Buy, Babies, Sorry | Leave A Comment »

I Quit!

I Quit!

Simply a classy way to hand in your two weeks.   AUD$4.50

May 20, 2008 | Categories: Available To Buy, Quitters | Leave A Comment »

Praying

Praying

Even sick people piss deities off sometimes. AUD$4.50

May 20, 2008 | Categories: Available To Buy, Get Well | Leave A Comment »

Get Well II

Get Well II

For that patient who just always has to make it about themselves.   AUD$4.50

May 19, 2008 | Categories: Available To Buy, Get Well | Leave A Comment »

Get Well

Get Well

Looking for a casual way to say ‘move toward the light’?

May 19, 2008 | Categories: Available To Buy, Get Well | Leave A Comment »

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