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Genepool

Genepool

To all those self important breeders who think ejaculating makes you a contributing member of society.

Sep 12, 2010 | Categories: Babies | 1 Comment »


Gettin’ Fat

Gettin' Fat

We don’t do ‘tact’.

Sep 12, 2010 | Categories: Babies | Leave A Comment »


Sorry Mum

Sorry Mum

Isn’t it time to acknowledge the damage you did?

May 06, 2010 | Categories: Babies, Birthday, Sorry | Comments Off


Birth. Day.

Birth. Day.

This one may be a bit sentimental for most people. Oh, and it’s also horribly GRAPHIC.

Apr 06, 2010 | Categories: Babies, Birthday | Leave A Comment »


Fatties

Fatties

WARNING: Ensure you are outside striking distance when card is being viewed by recipient. Also be sure to have a clear exit.

Jan 10, 2009 | Categories: Babies, Wrongmance | Leave A Comment »


Supermarket

Supermarket

Rest assured, this is most gentle way to break the news to your ‘child’.

Jul 09, 2008 | Categories: Babies, Everything Else | Leave A Comment »


Ugly Baby

Ugly Baby

Because they’re not all cute. Your mum knows what we mean.   AUD$4.50

Jun 02, 2008 | Categories: Available To Buy, Babies, Sorry | Leave A Comment »


It’s A..

It's A..

For when the stork throws a curve ball.

Apr 12, 2008 | Categories: Babies, Everything Else | Leave A Comment »


Not Pregnant

Not Pregnant

DISCLAIMER: Card is NOT substitute for actual pregnancy test.

Apr 12, 2008 | Categories: Babies, Everything Else | Leave A Comment »


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