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Don’t Do It

Don't Do It

Suicide. Nature’s eject button.

Jun 03, 2011 | Categories: Death, Everything Else, New, Quitters | Leave A Comment »

The Clown

The Clown

This is the most sensitive way to break bad news to a coulrophobe.

Jun 29, 2010 | Categories: Death, Everything Else | Comments Off

Sympathies

Sympathies

The sympathy card for those without any.

Jun 26, 2009 | Categories: Death, Farewell, Sorry | Leave A Comment »

Dead By Now..

Dead By Now..

Notice how the only people who tell you to respect your elders, are your elders?

May 30, 2009 | Categories: Birthday, Death | Leave A Comment »

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