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Everything Else

Don’t Do It

Don't Do It

Suicide. Nature’s eject button.

Jun 03, 2011 | Categories: Death, Everything Else, New, Quitters | Leave A Comment »

Sell Out

Sell Out

For those who work hard for the money. So hard…

Mar 28, 2011 | Categories: Everything Else, New | Leave A Comment »

The Clown

The Clown

This is the most sensitive way to break bad news to a coulrophobe.

Jun 29, 2010 | Categories: Death, Everything Else | Comments Off

Balls

Balls

A picture equals a thousand words.. even if it’s the same two repeated over and over.

Jun 29, 2010 | Categories: Everything Else, Fuck You, Wrongmance | Comments Off

Screwed Us Up

Screwed Us Up

The grass is always greener on the less crazy side after all..

May 06, 2010 | Categories: Everything Else | Leave A Comment »

Wasted

Wasted

Sometimes, the anniversary of a person’s very existence is only good for one thing.

Oct 29, 2009 | Categories: Birthday, Everything Else | Leave A Comment »

Graduation

Graduation

Because the real world is a cold, cold place Ferris.

Oct 29, 2009 | Categories: Everything Else, Graduation | Leave A Comment »

Got MILF?

Got MILF?

Is your mum one? We think so. Hell yeah, we do. Tell her we said ‘hey’.

Sep 14, 2009 | Categories: Everything Else, Wrongmance | Leave A Comment »

Kielbasa smoker

Kielbasa smoker

Tom Cruise, we’ve got one here with your name on it.

Sep 14, 2009 | Categories: Everything Else, Gay As | Leave A Comment »

Can’t Be Friends

Can't Be Friends

How to gently remove an ex from your life.   AUD$4.50

Jun 03, 2009 | Categories: Available To Buy, Break Up, Everything Else, Farewell, Fuck You | Leave A Comment »

Your Support

Your Support

A visual gag and partial nudity all rolled into one card!

May 30, 2009 | Categories: Everything Else, Get Well | Leave A Comment »

Kidneys

Kidneys

This is like the fifth one of these cards we’ve done.. jesus.. we must have some serious parental issues.

Jan 10, 2009 | Categories: Everything Else | Leave A Comment »

Happy Intervention

Happy Intervention

Here at Hellbound, we forego any ethical ‘grey’ areas in commerce, and just flat out profiteer from human misery.

Jan 10, 2009 | Categories: Everything Else | Leave A Comment »

Debt

Debt

Don’t try sending these to us. Blood from a stone, if you know what I mean.

Jan 10, 2009 | Categories: Everything Else | Leave A Comment »

Gambling Problem

Gambling Problem

Leave a few of these around your local RSL.

Jul 21, 2008 | Categories: Everything Else, Get Well | Leave A Comment »

Supermarket

Supermarket

Rest assured, this is most gentle way to break the news to your ‘child’.

Jul 09, 2008 | Categories: Babies, Everything Else | Leave A Comment »

Happy Ramadan!

Happy Ramadan!

We know he’s gone, but we think this still applies.

May 19, 2008 | Categories: Everything Else, Holidays | Leave A Comment »

I Think I Gave You..

I Think I Gave You..

Address all complaints to ‘Today Tonight PO Box 777 Pyrmont NSW 2007″

Apr 26, 2008 | Categories: Everything Else, Sorry | Leave A Comment »

It’s A..

It's A..

For when the stork throws a curve ball.

Apr 12, 2008 | Categories: Babies, Everything Else | Leave A Comment »

Pity Card

Pity Card

Pity Cards. Send a few for a change. AUD$4.50

Apr 12, 2008 | Categories: Available To Buy, Break Up, Everything Else, Wrongmance | Leave A Comment »

Not Pregnant

Not Pregnant

DISCLAIMER: Card is NOT substitute for actual pregnancy test.

Apr 12, 2008 | Categories: Babies, Everything Else | Leave A Comment »

Still Beautiful

Still Beautiful

For when distance (and a court order) is no obstacle.

Apr 12, 2008 | Categories: Break Up, Everything Else, Wrongmance | Leave A Comment »

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