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Don’t Do It

Suicide. Nature’s eject button.

Jun 03, 2011 | Categories: Death, Everything Else, New, Quitters | Leave A Comment »

You’ve Been Osama-ed

Bam!

Jun 03, 2011 | Categories: New, Wrongmance | Leave A Comment »

Apocalypse Now-ish: Which Impending Doomsday Is For Me? (or The Most Depressing ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ Yet) [UPDATED]

We here at Hellbound unduly respect the rights of an individual to observe whichever faith he or she may wish. The right to freedom of faith is, and should always be, as sacrosanct as the right to speak freely without fear of persecution. That being said, you’re all fucking nuts.

Mar 29, 2011 | Categories: Manifesto, New | Leave A Comment »

Birthday Thought

Obligation versus consideration.

Mar 28, 2011 | Categories: Birthday, New | Leave A Comment »

Santa’s Late

You’d think this would happen more often.

Mar 28, 2011 | Categories: Holidays, New | Leave A Comment »

Sell Out

For those who work hard for the money. So hard…

Mar 28, 2011 | Categories: Everything Else, New | Leave A Comment »

A Look Back At Oprah’s Australian Visit (or Crushed Under The Steel Cankles Of Our New American Overlord)

You may not have noticed, what with the round the clock news, tabloid and internet coverage, but Oprah Winfrey was actually in Australia this last week (obviously this is a bit old now, duh – Jimmy). I know! If not for some errant water cooler chatter, this historic event may have escaped my normally laser-sharp [...]

Dec 18, 2010 | Categories: Manifesto, New | Leave A Comment »